there are some vulgar things you should know about me as an artist. I get off to changing paintings after the auction is over, but doing so, insignificantly while the buyer doesn’t notice. It’s a cruel game of artistic roulette I play as i say goodbye to my masterpieces. I’m selling you an experience, a chance to become part of the artist/patron ecosystem. This isn’t necessarily an investment, there’s no provenance, and my style is painfully retro. You’ll take what I give you and you’ll wear it in your living room, you sloppycunt. Excuse me, I didn’t mean to write that about you but I have too much integrity to erase that.

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If you think you have a chanin painting that you’ve haven’t seen in any photo of in my archives, I WOULD LOOOOVE YOU if you’d let me borrow it and photograph it for archival purposes. Hell, I might even treat you to a little private tour of my studio-yunno where the sweetass magic happens.